Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Strengthen Black Eagle M6






Mr. an Mrs. Smith Had a wonderful life.
They Were a normal, happy husband and wife. They Got One day
News That made Mr. Smith glad. Would
Mrs. Smith Would Be a mom
Which Would make him the Dad!
But Something Was Wrong With their bundle of joy. It wasn't human at
all,
it was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.






The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
"What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
"What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, There still is Some question
about the child's gender,
But we think That STI father
is a microwave blender. "






The Smith's lives Were now filled
with misery and strife.
Hated her husband Mrs. Smith, I Hated
and His Wife.
I never forgave her unholy alliance: a sexual encounter

with a kitchen appliance.

And Robot Boy Grew to Be a young man.
Though He Was Often Mistaken
for a garbage can.

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